Hey,

Let’s put it this way. I’ve always preferred to write anonymously. It protects and fuels the vices of my imagination. It takes responsibility on an extended holiday. It gives judgemental idiots a much needed, indefinite time-off. And it turns me into a full-fledged coward. Very powerful.

If you know where to find me, just be warned. The new place’s going to be filled with capriciously intelligent, bitter and abusive writings, along with a certain amount of smut and perhaps, a controlled dose of wicked humour.

Oh, and I would gladly accept bribes. But sexual favours don’t get through PayPal, sadly. :(

Thank you, and fuck you very much.